Funny skits on dating

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It was cold and she was naked, I felt it quite strange.

Then once when my father was not there my mom called another woman and she called me in to sleep and I said no.

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But let me check my palm pilot …..(Dustin takes out his palm pilot and starts punching the dates) I can plan on having some time…YES, definitely.

If you were stranded on a desert island, say, the third week in June, I would have some time to rescue you!

Just give me a second to pull it up (Dustin is punching on some key pads and growing flustered). Host hands the card to Doleen who immediately tosses it over “her” shoulder Doleen- O. (Cheering from the audience) Doleen- Well, this is a very difficult decision because you each had such wonderful answers (all the while shaking head “NO” to the audience), but after careful thought, I choose bachelor #1!!!!! Boy: Yes when I was small I used to sleep with my mom. Leave it , two women, my mom and sister, is the total. Then sometimes my cousins used to come for sleep over. No man, to get off the island I was thinking of just letting you hold on by a rope or somethin’! There is nothing you need more in your life than a good surfboard, and it never hurts to have a few cans of shark repellant! Dustin- Well, Ms., first I would take out .00 and place it in a savings account where you would be earning interest. (cheers will go up in the audience) Host- Great questions and a few good answers.Doleen- very disgusted says, “Thanks but NO THANKS! Cole- Well ma’am, first of all, I would drop EVERYTHING (looking back to Dustin) and second of all I would NOT for one instant drag you in the water! (Cole shows the example to the audience then the host takes it and shows it to Doleen who, of course, is very impressed) Doleen- Well done Bachelor #1! (holds up a fake can of shaving cream that has a circle with a shark crossed out) Doleen- rather nervously says, O. Next, I would lavish you with thee top of the line palm pilot with a built in calculator (shaking his head again, looking all proud of himself)! Now, Doleen, you have time for just one more question. (laughing and getting a kick out of his joke, maybe punching Dustin then Dustin grabbing his shoulder painfully) Doleen- No, No, No.

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